Today

• Song of the day: Paperweight by Joshua Radin
• Quote of the day: "I love Mark Ruffalo. He reminds me of my future husband." (Krista Roy). Also, "Buffalo! You know what rhymes with Buffalo? Ruffalo!"
• Bird of the day: Wood duck. they are freakin good looking
• Dessert of the day: donuts topped with oreos or butterfingers
• Tree of the day: Chinese Elm Bonsai. Named Fawkes.
• Boy of the day (and of the day before today... and the day before that... etc): John Hill.
• Roommate of the day: Krista Roy
• Craving of the day: Pirate booty
  
• Favorite Moment of the day: Seeing Krista Roy's face when she saw my face... under her bathroom stall
• Picture of the day:
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• Sandwich of the day: The Satisfier from Sensuous Sandwich
• Sister of the day: Nicole, for saying that she wanted a country for her birthday
• Sticky item of the day: my pantry shelf... somebody spilled their honey all over it...
  
• overheard conversation of the day (some lady talking on the phone): "Well I'm sorry that I grew up being taught to love other people... I'm sorry I show love to others... I'm sorry that I show emotion... and I'm sorry that you obviously suck at it."
  
• Shoes of the day: gray converse. with purple & yellow socks.
  
• Waste of time of the day: looking up Harry Potter names on babynames.com
• Dumbest video of the day: The Mean Kitty song... as posted by Rachel. oh dear rachel...
• Lie of the day: Brock Solomon saying that he can beat me up... as if... he's only like twice my weight...
  
• Surprise of the day: John bringing me lunch!
  
• Scream of the day: when I tried putting a sweetheart in Krista Roy's mouth and she thought it was a soybean.
• Accomplishment of the day: Applying to a Humanitarian Aid Project in Uganda with Help International
• Motto of the day: "Live (until you die) Laugh (until you cry) Love (Until you hate somebody a lot) (I just made that up... hahahaha dumb. and dumber.)
• Shock of the day: I spent twice as much $ as i should have on groceries last month... heh.
  
• Most beautiful thing of the day: watching the sunset (with Johnny boy)
  
• Best food of the day: Homemade cafe rio sweet pork, rice, and bean burrito. (with my roommates cheese and tortillas)
• Biggest disappointment of the day: discovering that there was blood coming out of my...
• Missionary of the day: Jim White, because I saw his brother, and thought it would probably be a good time to write him before he comes home in 3 months...
• Awkward moment of the day: Went to work. "How are you doing today, Elise?" "Oh, I'm super." "Well that's weird" "Oh... well I'll try to tone it down..... ohhh i guess today's ok I guess...." (Silence...) "Uhh what are you talking about?"
• Best advice of the day: Consulting an online 8-ball, who we asked if the Krispy Kreme light was on. he said "absolutely" and it was.
• Pain of the day: When I went to lay on Brenda's bed on my side seducingly and serenade Kelcey with a song... and i slammed my already bruised shoulder and messed it up even more.
  
• Wish of the day: that it was windy enough to fly a kite.
• Best overall thing about today: The BEAUTIFUL WARM WEATHER!!
  
• Biggest insult: Krista telling me that no one reads my blog except her...