Once upon a time there was a sophomore at BYU named Elise McAllister. She lived at 760 E 820 N #108 at Regency Apartments in Provo, Utah. (84604, if you were wondering). She got a keyboard for Christmas, and liked it a lot. She got a broken TV the first week of school. But she still liked it a lot. She had 5 roommates. Amber was a BYUSA freshman representative from Arizona who enjoyed boys named Derek, and political science. Kim was a recently returned missionary from Los Angles who was from Colorado Springs, was a mechanical engineer major and loved to run. Brenda was the boisterous and wild one from Renton, Washington majoring in business, and loved to cu
rl her hair. Kelcey was also from Arizona, and loved to make animal noises and call her grandmother a weiner. Krista... well was positively sleepy and bashful and grumpy and happy and doctorate and dopey and sneezed a lot? anyway the point is, she loved t
o run, even though she had an injured knee. she was a communications major and always had the dream to go to Jerusalem with her precious "sole" mate Elise! And then she had a boyfriend named John. John was a wildlife and wildlands conservation major (whatever that is), who loved to feed roadkill to Elise, tease her about the gigantic age gap between them, clean otter poop, and take her on many wonderful adventures into exciting lands and to see exotic animals. (such as a turkey). but most of all, he LOVED... to eat peanut butter. she also had two strange friends named tristram and dan. Tristram was a registered child molester. as you can clearly see by this picture. He liked to run.
and swim. and bike. and dance like a jellyfish. But he was a pretty good bowler. his cousin Dan was quite similar. he had an unfortunate accident as a child... and ever since has been afraid to use a razor, leaving him a hideous growth under his nose on his upper lip. It was a tragedy for all that knew him. Dan liked to dance with walls. it must have been another strange childhood accident, because he danced with walls like they were actually people. weird. anyway, all these people interacted with each other daily, and had lots of fun adventures together. Once, they went to a basketball game for BYU vs. SDSU (which we won). They commandeered a couch from the memorial hall to watch it on. it was
quite the event. Also, actually no that's pretty much it. Kris just got mad at me for not posting on my blog recently, so i made up this lame and COMPLETELY untrue story about fictional people. Disclaimer: this is NOT my life. i don't know if there is a person out there that looks somewhat similar to me in any way shape or form who does have this life, but it is certainly not mine. the end.
rl her hair. Kelcey was also from Arizona, and loved to make animal noises and call her grandmother a weiner. Krista... well was positively sleepy and bashful and grumpy and happy and doctorate and dopey and sneezed a lot? anyway the point is, she loved t
o run, even though she had an injured knee. she was a communications major and always had the dream to go to Jerusalem with her precious "sole" mate Elise! And then she had a boyfriend named John. John was a wildlife and wildlands conservation major (whatever that is), who loved to feed roadkill to Elise, tease her about the gigantic age gap between them, clean otter poop, and take her on many wonderful adventures into exciting lands and to see exotic animals. (such as a turkey). but most of all, he LOVED... to eat peanut butter. she also had two strange friends named tristram and dan. Tristram was a registered child molester. as you can clearly see by this picture. He liked to run.
and swim. and bike. and dance like a jellyfish. But he was a pretty good bowler. his cousin Dan was quite similar. he had an unfortunate accident as a child... and ever since has been afraid to use a razor, leaving him a hideous growth under his nose on his upper lip. It was a tragedy for all that knew him. Dan liked to dance with walls. it must have been another strange childhood accident, because he danced with walls like they were actually people. weird. anyway, all these people interacted with each other daily, and had lots of fun adventures together. Once, they went to a basketball game for BYU vs. SDSU (which we won). They commandeered a couch from the memorial hall to watch it on. it was 
quite the event. Also, actually no that's pretty much it. Kris just got mad at me for not posting on my blog recently, so i made up this lame and COMPLETELY untrue story about fictional people. Disclaimer: this is NOT my life. i don't know if there is a person out there that looks somewhat similar to me in any way shape or form who does have this life, but it is certainly not mine. the end.
I liked that story. Too bad your blog isn't private anymore becuase now anyone can come to our house and sweep Amber off her feet, since she is obviously the most desirably described person in our house. But I'm honored to have been known as a injured dwarf!
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