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Youtube.

Ok. Since you don't have TV when you're in college... you usually just spend your life watching youtube. youtube rocks! Here are some of my all-time favorite you-tube's:

FUNNY:
Tracy: My push up bra will help me get my man. You might just have to shield the bottom of the screen because there is a little bit of cleavage, but, this lady is just hilarious...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkU2ch0sRI

All the Single Ladies Gone Wrong. Not even what you were expecting. I cry with laughter. every. single. time.

Charlie Bit Me- Auto Tune. Better than the original.

Horton Hears A Who. From the movie, I showed this to Kris one time, and she's probably watched it over 50 times and still laughs...

Bedroom Intruder Song. Not worth $1.29 on itunes, but worth quoting every single day, haha.

Poor Unfortunate Souls.

Blake and Elise's Chin Musical. Biased, because I made it

Sugarland- Stuck Like Glue. Great song, hilarious music video.

You Know How to Wiggle, Who's Line is it Anyway? One of the appropriate ones, that I used to watch over and over when I was a kid.

The Sound of Music. One day, I want to do this.

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes. Hahaha

All the Single Ladies- Glee. Works every time.

CUTE

Mario Kart Love Song. Weird, but really funny.

Jessica's Daily Affirmations. Do this every day, for a happy life.

I'm Yours on the Ukelele. Impressive, and adorable. Watch is facial expressions, haha.

Chipmunks Around the World. This is from my childhood, and I love it :)

INSPIRATIONAL

Unleashing the Dormant Spirit, by F. Enzio Busche. My dad showed this to me once, and it has always stuck with me.

Testimony of the Book of Mormon by Jeffrey R. Holland

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Mental Diarrhea

Here's just about every thought that has entered my brain in the past 48 hours:

• I am hanging out with Kris! such joy! It feels like I am on a mission cause there has literally not been a time frame of more than 10 minutes that I have not been in the same room with her haha!
• Blake, new zealand = earthquakes, but no? everything's fine and dandy
• BYU played UW! And we won! And Blake was supposed to be there :( bummer x 1000002. But i still wore yellow shorts.
• Boys, Dating, Marriage, Mission, Study Abroad? What does my life have in store for me?! I wish I could fast forward a few years so I don't have to be so anxious about it!
• Twins are in Cancun! And me and kris have been listening to "Lead me" and the Emma song (their favorites) hahahaha.
• ANTELOPE ISLAND IS IN OUR FUTURE!!
• I have new glasses! But I can't tell what they look like on me, cause i have no contact cases to put my contacts in...
• Travis leaves in 3 days... :( But he will be such a great missionary! And I love getting letters! :)
• Laptop = bawling tantrum child with anger/diseased leper/IRS Tax Collector/Resurrected being of glory!!!
• Emily is 1 and I miss my home and my family :(
• (Right now I am looking across the room and our TV is wrapped in pink streamer from Kris's birthday haha.)
• Joy = I find everything I need at Old Navy. Despair/still joy = i always find MORE than I need at Old Navy... and buy it. But i got such great stuff!!! I've always wanted Corduroys!
  
• $70 USB Noah's Ark of Death?!
• Krista is opening a secret note that I wrote her right now!!
• FREE PRINTING FOR MY WONDERFUL JOB!! I just want to print everything that ever existed out right now!
• Green lantern burritos, j dawgs, ice cream, and in-n-out. best food ever/extra pounds to my belly
• Krista and I had a sleep talking conversation last night:
  

Me: Is the dance at the Lewisville building?
Kris: Yeah that sounds right.
Me: No, I was talking to Sister Petersen in my dream

• Kris: what if I were you, and you were me, but we still had the same names?
• Kris: what if your name was Katrina?
• Kris: what if you had naturally curly hair?
• Kris: what if we never had met each other?
• Kris: remember how we live with a pair of twins?
• Kris: what if we were boys?
• Kris: what if................?
• the burned black beans that Chelsea left on the stove haha.
• CJ and Eric and Ram and vianna, and brooke!
• there are tulips and balloons all over our apartment.
• my feet are constantly black. my feet are constantly black because they touch our carpet. my feet are constantly black, because my feet touch our carpet, which is disgustingly filthy.
• i bought a hand blender! and i havent used it yet but its so great!
• time for ward prayer. catch ya later peeps.
  

BYU!

I am back at BYU! The summer was so fun spending time with my family in Texas, visiting Fossil Rim (a drive-thru zoo), getting sneezed in the mouth by a Zebra (actually that part wasn't so fun), spending 5 days in San Diego with my Grandma, and being reunited with my roommates!! The other day I made an "A-Z Me" something I used to do back when I was in Achievement Days. Here's my A-Z!:

Airplane barf bags! Yes, I collect them!
Birds!!! I love birdwatching! Barn swallows are my favorite!
COUGAR!! I go to BYU! And I love it! Alot!
Dr. Seuss is a genius! I quote him all the time!
Elise is my name! Aka Leesie, Pants, Leesiepants, and Eli
Flower Mound Texas is my hometown!
Glee, 24, and House are my favorite shows!
Harry Potter is my life!!
Invisible children is my favorite!
Japan is my birthplace! I can never be a US President! :(
Kangaroos are one of my favorites! I am going to Australia before I die!
LDS! I am mormon!
McAllister! I am proud to be a McAllister and i love my family!
Nuns! I love love LOVE nuns!
Orange is my favorite color!
Piano! I love to play the piano!
Quiet in the library! I love to read!
Roommates! I have the worlds greatest! Krista Rachel and Chelsea!!
Soccer, snowboarding, and swimming are my favorite sports!
Traveling is my favorite! I want to go EVERYWHERE and see EVERYTHING
Uganda! I will go here someday!!
Vehicle- i have a honda accord named ranger!
Work! I work in the Open access computer labs! Come say hi!
X-cellente! Wonderful! Awesome! (my friends are _______)
Yeah... i was going to put something here but i forgot :(
Zebra- one time at fossil rim, i held my sister Brooke out the window and a zebra bit her. oops! and I also got sneezed in the mouth by one. sick. sick. sick.

I've also been making a lot of goals for myself... especially since I'm back in college. I've heard it helps to write them down and share them so you and others can keep track of how you're doing.

• NEVER have leftovers. If I make something one day, and have leftovers, I have to keep eating it the next day and the next day until its gone before I can make anything else.
• Read 1-2 chapters from the Book of Mormon every day.
• Exercise for 30 minutes every day, and do 50 crunches a day.
• "Eat out" only once a week. (unless its for free :) )
• One dessert a week, serving of fruit and vegetables every day
  
• No more than $80 spent on groceries a month
• Homework has to be done the day before its due.
• Pay a full tithe on gross income, pay a fast offering every month.
• No name calling, even in play
• NO TWIRLING HAIR!! or picking at nails
• Write in journal once a week
  

Summer Summer Summer!

So I finished up spring semester at the Y, taking 2 civilization classes, classic civ, and greek mythology (both GEs). And I loved them both!

We sold the house, and then they backed out, and then we sold the house again, and then they backed out again, and now we are just waiting and praying for everything to work out!

We flew down to Dallas on July 10th, and we have just been partying it up ever since! Partying it up meaning, swimming, watching TV, and sleeping. There isn't much to do around here when you're in temporary housing haha! But the moving trucks came yesterday, so we will probably move into our house in the next couple days, as soon as we get most of the house unpacked.

Not quite sure when i'm heading back to BYU. I had a job interview yesterday with the Open - Access computer labs, and I'm hoping and praying that I get it. Whether or not I got that job is the deciding factor in when I go back, because if I don't get the job, I have shifts at the cougareat on Monday the 16th. Otherwise, i will fly back later. The next week i get to go visit my grandma Layne down in Carlsbad!! CALIFORNIA HERE I COME!!

New Birds!

1) Barn swallow saw this little guy over by Pizza Pie Cafe. He's beautiful!
2) House Finch- I've actually been seeing these a lot lately, they're not as cool, but still fun.
3)RING-NECKED PHEASANT!!! I've seen the same one twice- once in my backyard, and once as it wandered across the street into the church parking lot. I had no idea how big they were!! Apparently, they do get hunted, which is sad.
4) Scrub Jay. Wicked cool. When i started first learning about birds, there really is no "blue jay" bird. There are different kinds of jay's like Stellar's jays, and this one- the Scrub jay. Saw him at the JFSB on campus. Beeeeautiful bird.